dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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