therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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