But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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