I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
