Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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