There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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