About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
