I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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