I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
