I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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