Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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