just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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