oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
that is very illegal...i love you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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