Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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