"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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