I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
