That's intense
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i drank out of a bidet.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dicks are not precious.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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