There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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