sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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