I can tuck mytits in my pants
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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