So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Randomize