Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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