Porn is love you can see.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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