You really coming over, don't trick.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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