new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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