And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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