I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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