hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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