I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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