She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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