There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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