he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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