its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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