Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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