i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This baby is an asshole
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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