You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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