Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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