This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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