Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
