Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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