By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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