shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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