You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm determined to sit on that face.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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