You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dicks are not precious.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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