i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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