But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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