I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My cat gives me a boner
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
