Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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