He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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