soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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