week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize