is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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