Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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