i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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