yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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