i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
