I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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